Saturday, September 12, 2009

Lies, all lies.

I just got took by my neighbor. Being new to this area, I'm overly anxious to meet and greet my Gourley Street peeps with a warm smile and friendly attitude. I might need to add a small guard.
Walking in the warm, fading light, I see my neighbor hangin' out on her porch and I smile and say, "Nice evening isn't it?"

"It IS lovely and guess what?!" She replies "It's my birthday tomorrow!" I notice that she is slightly... strange.

"Wow! Happy birthday, tomorrow! Maybe we'll see you again and we can sing you a song for your birthday!" I like making people feel special on the anniversary of their birth... no matter the stranger.

One whole weeks passes and more than once I wonder if said neighbor had a nice day, surrounded by friends, family and presents. Just yesterday, Mal and I rode by on Bella.

"I hope you had a good birthday!" I salute.

"It IS lovely and guess what?!" She replies "It's my birthday tomorrow!"



Linda said...

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Weird, downright creepy...stay clear and keep your kiddo inside!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like this lady is a little off her rocker! But fun!

Danielle said...

at least you know she wont ever remember her, you should totally do something different every day for the reaction :) at least you always remember her response and can always wish her a happy birthday TOMORROW! :)

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