♫ My socks match my shoes, and I like it

Clue: My shoes and my socks match according to this drawing, and they happen to match exactly to what I am. Clue: I'm not a slut.

I also apparently need some more spice, or slut, in my closet. Woot!

If you guess what I am, you get 10 points.

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Yours Truly,
Nomz