Wednesday, November 12, 2008

LMAO... dedictaed to my mom


My mom's new goal is to laugh. A lot. With anyone. As much as she can. And I think she's genius! Not only is laughing pretty much the funnest thing you can do, its also really heathy. But, we know that!

 Here are some medical facts about the benefits of laughing. Take a look at: http://www.helpguide.org/life/humor_laughter_health.htm. 

 A good hearty laugh can help:

§  reduce stress

§  lower blood pressure

§  elevate mood

§  boost immune system

§  improve brain functioning

§  protect the heart

§  connect you to others

§  foster instant relaxation

§  make you feel good.

Proverbs 17: 22 "A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones"

For a good laugh, checkout this website (http://craftastrophe.net/) I tell ya, I was nearly peeing my pants.  

And here are some wonderfully hilarious, deep thoughts to get you back on track to a healthier you! J

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.

Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff. 

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.

Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: Straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?

Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new name for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head." Normally you would think that "Fly Head" would mean a person who has beautiful swept-back features, as if flying through the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean "having a head like a fly"? I'm afraid some people might actually think that.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what *really* throws you into a panic. 

 

 

 

 

2 comments:

Daily Offensive (baha!) said...

HHAHAHAHAH...your quotes have me rolling! :) Nice! -NOMZ

Sara said...

Great... So if you're curious and into listening to radio talk shows that are HIGHLY entertaining take a look at this:

http://www.wnyc.org/shows/radiolab/episodes/2008/02/22

It's called Radiolab and is one of my favorite shows to listen to EVER!!!! This episode is on Laughter and why we laugh and even discusses the question of whether or not it's just us humans who laugh...you'll be surprised at the ponderings.

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