Thursday, February 11, 2010

♫ No, I'm not making this up.

Landlord: GARDEN NOMZ.... You’re getting a new toilet!!!!!

Me: Yay! Haha, why?

Landlord: Yours doesn’t have enough SWIRLS!!

Me: Ooooh…

Landlord: And! It’s a handicapped one, so it’s tall so your knees wont hurt when you have to peeeee, and it swirls! And it holds golf bolls! HOLY SHIT HOLD ON IM RACING SOMEBODY. Im going 76 miles per hour I think, where the hell is my speedometer?!?!? You have a new pot! Ok bye!

I never wanna move away.

Yours Truly,


Lover of your BLOG! said...

Hahahaha! Hilarious!

P.S. Congrats on the new 'pot'. I'm sure you will both be very happy!

Reese said...

Wow. I think I love your landlord. Grats on the new toliet.

And you know what? I think EVERY toliet should be the tall, handicapped kind. Who wants their knees in their face when they're trying to pee ANYWAY?

Tall toliets ftw.

Sazaran said...

Ohhhhhh MAN! Your toilet was just the right size for me!

Prairie said...

Every throne should have a gnome...

kelly said...

Im taking all of the golf balls I own over there and giving them to Leyna and Kyanne [insert evil grin]

Sarah said...

Why can't I have a landlord like yours? My most recent landlord-dealings have been more along the lines of telling him his constant comments about my figure were making me uncomfortable.

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