Tuesday, July 6, 2010

♥ Slug bug!

Today, July 6th, I really want to own a pastel yellow original VW Bug. One passed me as I drove to work and whistled my name as it went by. I'm now throwing out all previous (cursed) experience with VW and daydreaming about how cute I would look with my new shades and favorite ladies, zooming through the summer heat in said adorableness. Awwww. <3

You are all aware of Daily Offensive's stance on porn. If not, catch up: Just Say No. In an attempt to raise the moral bar (or gain the loyalty of a certain demographic?) Steve Job has announced that no one will be able to access any pornographic application on his devices. Here are his own words, "(W)e do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone...You know, there's a porn store for Android....You can download nothing but porn. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That's a place we don't want to go - so we're not going to go there". (Steve Jobs)

Go Steve!

Gaaaaawwwwwwwd! I LOVE Skyping! It's like... the best invention since Facebook, yo. It's really hard to hate technology when it provides something just a couple senses short of the real thing. I was up until 2AM this holiday weekend catching up and reminiscing with a certain international friend (who is so full of awesome, I was glad to sacrifice sleep) <----- that never happens. Plus? The whole free thing is something that cannot be turned down.

Have I mentioned how much I loooove my job? I mean, really, it's about time I put my two years of Bible school to use. Not that it takes schooling to answer the phone or pray for someone- but, I'm finally where I want to be in life. Almost.

You know the saying, "Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver, the other is gold." I love this quote, cheesy as it may be. Because I've recently acquired some shiny new friends, while I hold close to my heart my the value of time-tested friendships. Life, though having a tinge of pain and desired do-overs, is so full of life.

Our hard-working and blogging queen, Nomz, is on a much-needed vacation this week so that's why there wasn't a Random Monday... but there will be one for next week! Or she'll make up for it by blogging later, randomly. ;-)

House Cleaning: DUDE, what happened to all of our guest/ghost bloggers? We're missing your words and anonymous rants! Wanna vent or tell a funny story or bring up a topic that you feel needs to be addressed? We'll post it (as long as it doesn't go against our beliefs) and you'll be protected, nay justified, by our name: Daily Offensive. So email us at Nomzaran@yahoo.com!


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