Friday, December 5, 2008

Semen Cookbook-Nomz

Yes, yes you did hear me right. This came through on several blogs I follow in the last few weeks. I don’t have much more to say except….ew…..

I wouldn’t ever consider cooking out of this cookbook. And as much as your stomach is probably doing flips at the picture below, you’re probably scratching your head actually wondering who would come up with such a thing, why, and deep down, maybe a little part of you is somewhat curious?? Hmmm…it is a revolting idea…but sure makes you wonder. All this chatter about it, surely it’ll get enough attention from the brave experimenters out there. Best of luck…please don’t share.




http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

9 comments:

Nomz said...

Just thought I'd add...you should totally read the comments listed under the cookbook...

danielle said...

first of all.....
SICK! Who makes a cookbook for that?
Second.... If you read the description it kind of makes you chuckle.... inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants".
Wait. Restaurants?!?!?!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
PLEASE tell me that there isnt someone back in the kitchen making semen for dinner?!?!
I think I just threw up in my mouth.....

Nomz said...

Who knew it was a mayonaise substituter!

"My life partner Flayra and I no longer buy mayonnaise. As financially struggling video game developers, this has been a wonderful way to help save a little money - Max McGuire"

Bahahahahaha!

Daily Offensive (baha!) said...

I thought semen didn't digest very well???

I agree with Nomz... don't share, please. :)

Anonymous said...

I think this is a great idea for 3rd world countries - I mean, men are already expected to put food on the table, this just makes it that much easier for them! And Cheaper!

bill la faso said...

Naomi this is for sure a controversial
subject, i will think twice before i eat a pot luck at work again. lol

James said...

I'm speechless...

Probably the most rediculous thing I've heard people eat since...rocky mountain oysters (bull balls). At least they are dried and smashed up before they cook those.

Anyone crazy enough to do this is a complete nut job and should be locked away in a room somewhere strapped to a chair. Like this crack-head who titles his comment: "A gastronomic adventure with pig sperm"

WOW...

amstromer said...

WOW. I couldn't tell if the comments under the cookbook were real, but the more I read, the more I thought to myself, "I am no longer holding out any hope for humanity or for our society."

Right now, I'm not sure if I'm suffering from morning sickness or despair that the entire world has gone crazy and the only sane ones are those of us who've responded to this blog and my dog. GROSS!

Cousin to the mermaid ;)

Anonymous said...

Please, dont tell my husband you can actually cook with it. He has already tried to convince me it cures the common cold and cures acne.

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