♫ No, I'm not making this up.

Landlord: GARDEN NOMZ.... You’re getting a new toilet!!!!!

Me: Yay! Haha, why?

Landlord: Yours doesn’t have enough SWIRLS!!

Me: Ooooh…

Landlord: And! It’s a handicapped one, so it’s tall so your knees wont hurt when you have to peeeee, and it swirls! And it holds golf bolls! HOLY SHIT HOLD ON IM RACING SOMEBODY. Im going 76 miles per hour I think, where the hell is my speedometer?!?!? You have a new pot! Ok bye!

I never wanna move away.

Yours Truly,
Nomz