tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8209639647705729860.post1253508598225354902..comments2023-06-10T06:29:26.368-06:00Comments on Daily Offensive (baha!): Be Creative or you Can't Play :)Daily Offensive (baha!)http://www.blogger.com/profile/03047182991316003595noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8209639647705729860.post-82768479483540093202008-11-18T21:49:00.000-07:002008-11-18T21:49:00.000-07:001- Name something a claustrophobic person should n...1- Name something a claustrophobic person should not get into<BR/>A Coffin<BR/><BR/>2- What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready<BR/>Makeup<BR/><BR/>3- What is a Spanish word that everyone knows the meaning of<BR/>Loco<BR/><BR/>4- Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time<BR/>Toothbrush<BR/><BR/>5- Besides golfers, what is something you'd see on a golf course<BR/>Divots<BR/><BR/>6- Name a household chore you actually enjoy<BR/>Starting the dishwasher<BR/><BR/>7- Name something you walk on<BR/>Cloud Nine<BR/><BR/>8- Name a place where you see nervous people<BR/>Planned Parenthood<BR/><BR/>9- Name something that can be cherry flavored<BR/>Inhaled Anesthetics<BR/><BR/>10- Complete this phrase: "I'll never forget my first _____": <BR/>Sony<BR/><BR/>11- Name another word for "Dad":<BR/>Papa<BR/><BR/>12- Name another word for "Mom".<BR/>Madre<BR/><BR/>13- Name something a married couple might want to have 2 of: toothbrushes (double points for using the same answer again)<BR/><BR/>14- Whats something you say when you want to break up<BR/>"You're sister's pretty hot"<BR/><BR/>15- Name something that is sold by the bunch<BR/>Bradys? <BR/><BR/>16- What age would you retire if you had enough money<BR/>Now? Yeah, now.<BR/><BR/>17- Name something you'd find on a kitchen table<BR/>VoIP phones<BR/><BR/>18- Name something that rhymes with "d i z z y":<BR/>Tizzy<BR/><BR/>19- Tell me how many people you kissed last New Year's Eve<BR/>Zero, thanks for bringing up such a painful memory<BR/><BR/>20- Name something you'd see in a jail cell<BR/>An inmate<BR/><BR/>21- Name an occupation where you might work all night<BR/>Stripper<BR/><BR/>~Cheap ActAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8209639647705729860.post-59957192964225240562008-11-18T08:29:00.000-07:002008-11-18T08:29:00.000-07:001-Name something a claustrophobic person sho...1-Name something a claustrophobic person should not get into?<BR/>I've heard that claustrophobic people should stay away from the Amazon. Seriously. <BR/><BR/>2 What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready?<BR/>putting on mascara... your mouth has to be shaped just right for the stuff to go on without clumps<BR/><BR/>3- What is a Spanish word that everyone knows the meaning of?<BR/>Bonita<BR/><BR/>4- Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time?<BR/>toothbrush... <BR/><BR/>5- Besides golfers, what is something you'd see on a golf course?<BR/>grass, duh<BR/><BR/>6-Name a household chore you actually enjoy?<BR/>uh- NOTHING!<BR/><BR/>7-Name something you walk on?<BR/>the soles of my shoes<BR/><BR/>8-Name a place where you see nervous people? <BR/>thank bank- ha!<BR/><BR/><BR/>9-Name something that can be cherry flavored?<BR/>lickety lube<BR/><BR/>10-Complete this phrase: "I'll never forget my first _____": <BR/>J-O-B<BR/><BR/><BR/>11-Name another word for "Dad":<BR/>fasha<BR/><BR/>12-Name another word for "Mom".<BR/>marmie.... aww makes me wanna watch little women!<BR/><BR/>13-Name something a married couple might want to have 2 of:<BR/>toothbrushes<BR/><BR/>14- Whats something you say when you want to break up?<BR/>Its not me, its you.<BR/><BR/>15-Name something that is sold by the bunch?<BR/>grapes!<BR/><BR/>16-What age would you retire if you had enough money? <BR/>as soon as kids come into the picture... in my case, 23<BR/><BR/>17-Name something you'd find on a kitchen table?<BR/>the baby bouncer<BR/><BR/>18-Name something that rhymes with "dizzy":<BR/>whizzy<BR/><BR/>19-Tell me how many people you kissed last New Year's Eve? <BR/>Just one, my gorgeous husband would have been jealous I I'd have gone around kissing every guy. Ewww, thats a little gross anyway<BR/><BR/>20-Name something you'd see in a jail cell?<BR/>OJ SImpson... ha ha ha ha ha!<BR/><BR/>21-Name an occupation where you might work all night ?<BR/>Sierra Trading Post email<BR/><BR/>-SazaranDaily Offensive (baha!)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03047182991316003595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8209639647705729860.post-47465816332336083812008-11-18T08:28:00.000-07:002008-11-18T08:28:00.000-07:001-Name something a claustrophobic person should no...1-Name something a claustrophobic person should not get into?<BR/>Creepy guys at work…what is with them standing at least four inches INSIDE your bubble?<BR/><BR/>2 What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready?<BR/>Picking out underwear…why is something nobody sees so friggin important?<BR/><BR/>3- What is a Spanish word that everyone knows the meaning of?<BR/>Si’<BR/><BR/>4- Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time?<BR/>Uh…I have a paranoia of things plugged in-in the bathroom…you know that scene in What Women Want where Mel falls in the bathtub with the blow dryer…yeah, it gives me nightmares.<BR/><BR/><BR/>5- Besides golfers, what is something you'd see on a golf course?<BR/>golf carts-the only reason to actually go golfing<BR/><BR/>6-Name a household chore you actually enjoy?<BR/>It’d be harder to name one I hate…<BR/><BR/>7-Name something you walk on?<BR/>my barefeet!<BR/><BR/>8-Name a place where you see nervous people?<BR/>Car Dealerships<BR/><BR/>9-Name something that can be cherry flavored?<BR/>cherry’s, duh<BR/><BR/>10-Complete this phrase: "I'll never forget my first _____":<BR/>Kiss…<BR/><BR/>11-Name another word for "Dad":<BR/>pops<BR/><BR/>12-Name another word for "Mom".<BR/><BR/>mamma<BR/><BR/>13-Name something a married couple might want to have 2 of:<BR/>kids?<BR/><BR/>14- Whats something you say when you want to break up?<BR/>Let’s just be friends<BR/><BR/>15-Name something that is sold by the bunch?<BR/>uh….<BR/>apples??<BR/><BR/>16-What age would you retire if you had enough money?<BR/>Depends on the day…if I had the money, I would still work, just less.<BR/><BR/><BR/>17-Name something you'd find on a kitchen table?<BR/>Nothing! I’m a clutter phobe clean freak, the table is clear and spotless : )<BR/><BR/>18-Name something that rhymes with "d i z z y":<BR/>frizzy<BR/><BR/>19-Tell me how many people you kissed last New Year's Eve?<BR/>Just One…<BR/><BR/>20-Name something you'd see in a jail cell?<BR/>Your mom<BR/><BR/>21-Name an occupation where you might work all night ?<BR/>Truck Driver<BR/><BR/>~NomzAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com